What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level