What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!