What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

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Why do black men only have nightmares?

Because the last black man to have a dream got shot.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log