What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died

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What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )