What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

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What do you get a mathematician for his stag night?

A parallelogram.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

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Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log