Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.