Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

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Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

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What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!