What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

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How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

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What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!