How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

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Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)