How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of?

The X men!

How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A: A Buy-ologist.

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Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

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What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears