What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful