Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

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What do you call a former member of ISIS?

What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

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What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

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What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo."

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

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Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists?

Because they are phobes.

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla