What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

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What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.