What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

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What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up