What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's

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What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

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Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.