What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

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What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.