What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

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What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.