What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."