What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel