Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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What did the pirate say?

ayy ayy cap'n

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam