Because women love digging up the past.
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Because loves digging up the past.
A Bark-aeologist
Make way, children.
Some old stuff just got dug up
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
A paracetamole!
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
Because they never dig up daddies.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
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It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.
Digging for booty.
A Barkeologist.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Anyone he could dig up.
Bury-toes. Hah hah
A Barkaeologist.
Because they love digging up the past.
Chicks dig stars.
A minor
The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.
They had pith helmets.
When the (w)hole job's done.
Take his spade away.
You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
Quack.
A: Light mouse work.
She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
Me: I just told you...
Holes mostly..."
Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Because he was running on CP time.
God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.
You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.
Arfson
The people of Ferguson.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.
