Because women love digging up the past.
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Because loves digging up the past.
A Bark-aeologist
Make way, children.
Some old stuff just got dug up
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
A paracetamole!
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
Because they never dig up daddies.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
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It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.
Digging for booty.
A Barkeologist.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Anyone he could dig up.
Bury-toes. Hah hah
A Barkaeologist.
Because they love digging up the past.
Chicks dig stars.
A minor
The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.
They had pith helmets.
When the (w)hole job's done.
Take his spade away.
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
I don't know
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
You can hide your own easter eggs.
Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
IMHOtep
Because they all live in de-nile...
Husband: She's fine.
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.
So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!
You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...
We both burn gas.
Mussel cars.
Wind O's