What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

What would batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

How many balls does Fred have?

10

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.