What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

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What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!"

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"

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Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

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What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.