Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

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Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

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Who is the strongest thief?

A shoplifter.

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.