Robin Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car"

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What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

What was the burglar doing in Wayne Manor?

He was Robin.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!"

What would batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?

Batman can go into a store without robin....

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Why are batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

What's in common between Batman and a black guy?

They can't go into a store without Robin

How do we know that Batman is black?

He can't go anywhere without Robin'

What's the difference between batman and a blackman?

Batman can go to the store with out robin.

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

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