Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He wanted cold cuts.
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Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.
Fred and George Weasley.
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
2scooby4doo
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf
Fred.
Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.
Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
To have a Blast!
Go on, have a blast.
It was low hanging fruit.
Their balls are just for decoration.
Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!
ginger
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
Three swallows !
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that
Glue it to the floor.
He heard it was finger licking good.
You keep hearing about them, but you never see one
A guide to aging.
An asphalt
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
Because it's bangs were getting long!
