What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

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What is the most painful Russian dance?

Tchaikovsky's .

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.