Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.