Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint