What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.