How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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What is the politically correct term for Mexicans?

Human Beans.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

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What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.