Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

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Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Why did the fianc say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"?

He went to Jared.