What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.