What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.