What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

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What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank