What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

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Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

How is Harrison Ford like the Reddit admins?

Both should have said no to the latest update.