What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Why do some girls walk in threes?

They can't even.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird