What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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What kind of aids he got?

Financial aids ! !

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

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What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

Harrison Ford Jokes More Harrison Ford Jokes

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!