What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!