What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

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What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

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What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!