What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

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What do Americans call the summer holidays?

Ceasefire

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

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What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.