What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

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Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

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Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.