What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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coup coup"

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Forget-me-knots!

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SUPPLIES!!!

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I can't find the answer anywhere.

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He desperately needed Apu.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.