What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!

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Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

Dump-ring.

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11, because it has another one

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What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!