What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

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Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !

Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!