What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Vacuum Cleaner Jokes More Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.