To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.
Don't do it! You have potential!
A Van De Graaff.
A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!
I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.
He used the Cross Walk.
You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)
Drill drill drill.