Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

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What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

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What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

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Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

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Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)