What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...