What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What gets easier to pick up, the more it weighs?

Women

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station