What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

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Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

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Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!