What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

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Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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Why was the ghost uneducated?

He was too ghoul for school

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!