Shadow Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Why do black people have big nostrils?

Because air is free

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

Little Bit Jokes More Little Bit Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ?

Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

March Jokes More March Jokes

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D