What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

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What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).