Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.