What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money?

Because he did all his work pro bonobo

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What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

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Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.