What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters?

Testostyrone.

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.