What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

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What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!