Traffic Jam Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

Where do girls have the curliest hair?

Africa.

Worst Kind Jokes More Worst Kind Jokes

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam. :(

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."