What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

Intend Jokes More Intend Jokes

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.