What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

Roller Skate Jokes More Roller Skate Jokes

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.