Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
Kid: At the Joke shop.
El Nio
Life.
If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.
You are under arrest.
Because they feed the hand that bites them.
Filet delay!
A Ms. Steak.
To trip up low-flying aircraft.
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
