How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

they're too mature for their taste

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Gasp Jokes More Gasp Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.