Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......