What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.