What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

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Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.