How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

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How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

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Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.