What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

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How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

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What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ?

Cork and beans !