Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What do you call a broken boomerang?

A stick

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Why are some girls so odd?

Because they can't even.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head