Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why does Sirius Black get all the girls?

Because he's a real dawg.

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head