What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

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What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.