What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

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What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.