What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

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What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

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What do you call a spitting alarm?

An Allarma

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

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What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

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What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.